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Waffler
Waffler.jpg

Real Name

Unknown

Aliases

Waffler, Waffle Man

Relatives

Unknown

Base of Operations

Champion City

Affiliation

Unknown

Alignment

Good

Identity

Secret Identity

Citizenship

United States

Occupation

Unknown

Portrayed by

Dane Cook

History[]

The Waffler is a superhero living in Champion City. He is strangely obsessed with waffles and, having designed a waffle themed suit, has tried unsuccessfully to make a name for himself fighting crime. At some point, he wrote his own theme song. He attends superhero tryouts in an attempt to join the Mystery Men, but he doesn't make the cut.

Powers and Abilities[]

Abilities[]

  • Pain Tolerance: The Waffler was able to put his hot waffle iron against his skin without even flinching.
  • Food Preperation: The Waffler is very good at making waffles.

Paraphernalia[]

Equipment[]

  • Truth Syrup: Maple syrup that forces those who consume it to tell the truth. It's low fat.
  • Portable Battery: A power source for his waffle iron, eliminating the need for it to be plugged in.

Weapons[]

  • Griddle of Justice: A waffle iron powered with a portable battery to remove its need to be plugged in. The Waffler uses it to bash his enemies in the head or burn them like thissssssss.

Other[]

Waffler's Theme Song[]

Waffler's_Theme_Song

Waffler's Theme Song

Waffler's Theme Song